The Professional Gentlemen of Buscoball Group

The Girl's Team

Jason Lee   The captain for the boy's team, Jason Lee brings nothing but fire to the field. On the defensive side of things, Jason can intercept the ball and take it all the way for a Buscogoal at any point in the game. Jason is a physical threat to anyone on the field, as he is only second in stature to Big Red. The inventor of the patented "safety defense", he keeps this champion team on the winning edge.	Elise Blankenship   The captain for the girls' team, she is a steady presence on the field. She brings together a very good receiving corps for the girls team. She is a very good manager for the girls, and is a strong motivater. She will always try her best and will never let up, even when she is being dragged across the field on her knees. She can also slide on her butt for 15 feet. Official Nickname: The Rockette
Elias Nader   Elias Nader, a man's man, is a large presence on the field. And I'm talking about his balls. He is also a good receiver and can cover a player man to woman very well. When faced with a challenge, he can destroy his opposition and leave his opponents in the dust. It has been suggested that half of his tackling ability comes not from his supreme speed, but from the terrifying face he makes. He is also known as the star from the hit teen drama "Secret Life of the Shady American Teenager". Jamie-Lynn is his baby-momma.   "She's pregnant!!!!"	Emily Williams   A Buscoback at heart, Emily has the potential to become great. She is certainly not the best at what she does, but she is a capable player who can have a huge game on any given date. Emily also plays defensive back, and can, at times, cause a few fumbles and recover them to get back on offense. Not blessed with the best speed, she relies on power running to get to the Buscozone, if her running is needed to score. Official Nickname: The Slapper
Tom McKeon   Tom McKeon, similar to Brian McKeon in appearance and name, is a pivotal piece to the Professional Gentlemen of Buscoball Group. He is one of the many keys to the recieving corps, especially when paired with buscoback Brian McKeon. The pair seem to have a brother-like connection that allows them to complete passes in traffic. Tom wins.	Stephanie Williams   Being the oldest on the field, it would seem she would be the wisest. She's not. Stephanie mostly plays receiver and defensive back. You can count on a good game out of her and she is a Buscogoal threat at any time. She is also good at heading, and can gracefully sit down faster than any other player in order to stop a potentially bloody tackle. Official Nickname: The Sitter
Brian Mckeon   Brian, much like Tom, is an important part to the Gentlemen's success. The team seems to rise and fall with his play at buscoback. When he completes passes, the Gentlemen have a high-octane scoring machine, and if he's off his game, the Gentlemen are forced to win with their defense. Which is most of the time.	Lauren Tafuri   Making the wise decision to join the game and leave the Chain of Disgust, Lauren quickly became a perfect fit for the girl's team. Her endurance and persistance is very appreciated when chasing down the scoring Gentleman. This skill, combined with her speed and endurance, make her an asset. Despiter being somewhat vertically challenged, Lauren can make any tackle happen. Official Nickname: The Passer
Brent Anstead   Brent is widely considered the best find for the boy's team. A combination of speed and good teamwork make him a highly valued player. Unafraid of tackles, Brent can completely turn a game around by scoring a large number of Buscogoals. Brent is a fearless addition to the game when he actually shows up.	Hannah Zapfe   Hannah brings a fierce style to the women's team as she is one of the hardest-hitters in the game today. She is a strong defender and will show no mercy when in the open-field. She strikes fear into the heart of all men when she lines up against them. She also has fantastic endurance, allowing her to burn defenders in late-game situations. She can cause much pain when tackling offensive players, and caused the most career fumbles in college Buscoball. Drafted with the first pick, she is NBL ready.   Official Nickname: The Destroyer
Billy Barnes   Affectionately nicknamed "Big Red" because of his physical stature and other reasons not named, Billy is ot only the most undeniably sexy player of the game, he also delivers on the field. Good blocking skills and fast running make him an excellent player, and he is well known for not only making the interception, but also powering the ball forward with his trademark "flail" technique. He is also widely known as the other half of the "Safety Defense".	Akshata Pandit   Taking the Gentlemen by surprise in what is considered the best debut in NBL history, Akshata excelled in her first regular-season game. After a long absence due to overstudying, Akshata rejoined the league in August 2007, her first game since the inagural. Incredible running ability and some outstanding and almost unbelievable tackles have earned her a place in Buscoball history. She is not scared of any tackle, even from something as daunting as Jason Lee barreling out of control or a stationary fence. Official Nickname: The Secret Weapon
Not Goede, Not Eric Simon   This is a spot reserved for anyone who is playing that is not Brendon Goede. He is not allowed to play. The best part of the game is that there is no chance of Goede ever playing, ever. Enjoy the time without him. There is a good and a bad side to him being at college. The good is that he is gone. The bad is that he comes back every weekend. Because he is a loser douche fag dick pervert.   Also, Eric Simon, too.	Nora Scullin   Nora Scullin is a fierce competitor in all the sports that she plays. She loves being on a sports field and playing , it doesn't even matter what sport. A natural receiver, she can catch and run with the ball past Elias, as he is afraid he will break her. On the other side of the ball, she can bring down the strongest of men with her strong muscles. Always be wary of where she is, as you don't wanna be surprised by her when you're not looking. Official Nickname: The Breakable
Jason Hao   Best known for his signature "spinning" technique, Jason Hao brings an excellent amount of Asian flavor to the field. Lightning-fast changes in direction make him almost (but not quite) impossible to tackle. Hao is also credited with coming up with the Boy's Team current victory dance (aka The Swords Dance).	Deena Kassouf   The combination of excellent play and employment at Pizza Pan make Deena a highly desirable player. She is an excellent reciever (Deena is the reason that Elias does not play Buscoback), and recovers easily from a tackle. She has the power to easily bring tasty Bosco Sticks, fried in the Pizza Pan way. The only way to up the quality of her play is if she quit at least one of her jobs to come more often. Official Nickname: The Worker
Ray Harris   I like him better than all those other guys. He's the only real athlete on the Professional Gentlemen of Buscoball Group. When not playing soccer, he is obviously coming to play Buscoball. Because he's a vet. Totally.	Dave Fleischer This strategically brilliant star may be Buscoball's most unusual player. Due to a shortage of females in his rookie game, Dave premiered on the Girl's Team. When he realized that it was the best team for him to play on, Dave decided to stay as resident Boy. Now a full team member, he not only regularly plays with the Girl's Team, but participates in the victory dance, has a uniform, and was nice enough to make up some plays. Official Nickname: The Dave